Why Oxford's Needs a Toddler on Staff

Last year Oxford English Dictionary added "Ohmigosh" to it's listings. And "twerking." Seriously? If teenagers and pop culture can get stupid words added to th OED, I think my toddler has a few words that are very good candidates. 

For today's installment, we'll discuss "choo choo training." 

 Verb

Definition: to line things up like a choo choo train; to move like a choo choo train. 

Example 1: A's books are choo choo training.

Example 2: I choo choo trained my blocks.

Alright OED, dispute this. I think my kid is a genius, because I'm pretty sure nothing else out there so adequately describes his actions :)